I Live With a Fascist Dictator

Maybe you can relate....

When we first started our relationship she was sweet and agreeable. So easy. So quiet. Of course she couldn't speak. Or walk. Or do much of anything except for nuzzle. To be fair she was a bit boring in those early days.

But now that she can do all of these things, I am living with a fascist dictator. I know some of you can relate.

Morning Regime

She wakes…